《我的理想》(作者:某四年级小学生,男,父母在菜市场贩鸡)
我的理想是做一坨鸡屎,一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。
我首先要去臭死我的同学XXX,因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还,上课还拿我的本子乱划。
我还要臭死我的班主任,她每次找我谈话都是收钱,收这么多的钱,我要臭死她。
我还要臭死数学老师,这个学期我每次考试都不及格,其实我能及格的,但是他不让我抄。
我还要臭死校长,为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话,我们要在下面淋雨。
最后我要臭死自己,我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢,我不要坐牢,我把自己也臭死。
"My ideal" (Author : A fourth-grade students, male, Parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, I do Yituo droppings, Yituo big smelly droppings. I go to my classmates Chousi XXX, because he owes me the money has not also gave. I also take classes in the book is zoned chaos. I also Xiusi my class, I find her remarks are each collect so much money, I would like to Chousi her. I also Xiusi math teacher this semester Every time I passed the examination is not, in fact, I can pass. But he will not let me copy. I also Xiusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony Monday speech, we should be below drenched. Finally, I would like to Chousi myself, I Xiusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, I will not go to jail. I also Chousi.